Who I Am!

Well, as you have found your way to this point of the vast and mostly useless interweb of knowledge and lies, I will assume that you already know who I am. Bouncy McFrizz-Wellington: Teenage Ranter.

Even if you didn't know that, and just magically found your way here, I'm pretty sure the header and banner will have given that much away anyway.

But first, and of prime priority, I would like to thank you for taking the time to visit my site, and for taking time out of your 'busy schedule' to read all about little ol' me.

So, I, Bouncy McFrizz-Wellington, as many know, am your average British teenager, apart from the fact that the 'average British teenager' means nothing.

To be truthful - for once - I am a short, Caucasian British teenager, who is half English and half Scottish.

The only thing 'averagely British' about me is my knack for getting annoyed by anything and everything I know and see, and so feel the need to groan about it. That and the fact I will always join a queue, and a love of the typical 'British' food, meaning Chinese and Indian.

Anyway, as you may have guessed, 'Bouncy McFrizz-Wellington' is not my actual name. It is but a pseudonym, used to protect my anonymity. The name itself comes from one of the many, many nicknames that I have been given over the years, most of which revolve around my hair. As is the case for the most part, 'Bouncy' and 'Frizz' coming from my large curly ball. The 'Mc' part comes from my Scottish side (or if you listen to my idiot friends, 'Irish'. I'm NOT Irish. [Pronunciation note: Oi-rish]) As for 'Wellington' ... That comes from a long story, which I shall not bore you with now. Let me just say it came to a near miss when I was born, whereby 'Wellington' was nearly made my name.

As I said, I have a knack for getting irritated, and, being British, would rather moan and groan about it than go out and try and fix it. I do, however, appear to have more of a knack for this than most, and so my friends have got fed up of it. So I thought I should rant online instead.

That's all it is to it. So thanks again for allowing me to waste your time by reading this. I hope you find my site of reasonable quality, and my rants rather comical.

Leave a comment anywhere on the site, and I will try to respond. Either about what you think of me and my rants, or suggestions for improvements to the site or future rants. Likewise, find your way over to my Contact page, and use the info there to send me an email.

Thanks for reading, I'm off to join a queue at the Chinese!

Toodle-toot!